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for those times you need a bullet to the face...
I'm a goddamn motivational story
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Created on 2015-06-29 04:08:11 (#2420166), last updated 2020-07-06 (256 weeks ago)
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Name: | тнe coυrιer; Alex Seattle Geer |
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"You know what New Vegas taught me? That a lone package courier can get shot in the head, recover within a few days, and become an unstoppable killing machine that will murder the shit out of everything ever whilst simultaneously becoming the living God of people with so many guns they could re-destroy the planet AND displaying levels of scientific, technical, and medical know-how that would shame pretty much anybody; oh, and also somehow displaying levels of charisma and aptitude for manipulation that should only come about by creating the bastard offspring of JFK and Bill Clinton with a little side of young Mel Gibson. Not to mention all this is done while consistently outperforming the trained, veteran forces of two separate armies. Now THAT is a goddamn motivational story."
PB: Gerard Butler in Butterfly on a Wheel

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